‘Brent Sheffner’/ ‘Captain Heroes’ – Ralph Feinnes (beard, piercings etc.)
‘Imogen Myloins’ – Keeley Hazell (she can act?!?!?)
‘Shelly Sheffner’ – Bonnie Wright/the other one out of Destiny’s Child.
‘Nathaniel Nefarious’/ ‘Count Cunt’ – Danny Devito (in his ‘Penguin’ outfit from Batman Returns – investigate rights)
‘Postman’ – Dappy
‘Postman 2’ – Sir Ian McKellen (discuss swapping postmen round)
‘Sir Ian McKellen’ – Patrick Swayze (use the technology they had for that cancer advert with Bob Monkhouse – add SOME features of Sir Ian himself into this mix)
‘Bath’ – see props list.
Best Boy – Nelson Mandella (has to be)
Photography – Andy Hollis (really good. a pro)
Grip – Kerry Katona (gives her something to do since ‘THE WHOLE ICELAND THING’)
Director – Probably me, but I’ll consider virtually anybody else. Best to wait until there’s a script/story etc. before putting all of our eggs in potentionally quite a dangerous basket.
Script – Matt Damon (Good Will Hunting etc.)
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