Get hold of a stick from somewhere, and also a small bag of rat droppings. Find some way of turning these into an iPod Touch. Sell and repeat the process. (call ‘eye-pod’ to avoid law soot)
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- Daran Johnson
- Hello and welcome to Das Hoot, where I (Daran Johnson) write my little comedy jokes. "Fuck?" Well...
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