"Interests: Rugby, Rowing, and listening to music"
Hello, my name is Chris and I enjoy rugby, rowing, and listening to music. Will you be my friend?
No, Chris, I absolutely will not. You sound fucking tedious.
"Activities: Hanging around with mates"
Hello, my name is Chris and I enjoy hanging around with my mates.
Of course you do, Chris. That's why they're your mates. That's what mates are, you fucking tedium.
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