Thursday 20 January 2011

Tuesday 18 January 2011

Brainwave!

There could be a song called ‘Like when Angus Deaton had sex with all those prostitutes’. It could cover promiscuity.

Thursday 13 January 2011

The Biggest Cat I Can Imagine


This is the biggest cat that I can imagine. And by absolutely miles, too. The second biggest one I can imagine isn't even close - there are some actual cats that are marginally bigger. But this one is, I think you'll agree, pretty impressive (and not just size-wise). If you had to kill it, for whatever reason, the only solution I can think of is to take one of the ones to his right (our left) and stab it in his eye. But you'd have to make sure you got it real deep, because you might otherwise just make him angry ("oh no!").

Interestingly, although this is the biggest cat I can imagine, it isn't actually the tallest.

Sunday 9 January 2011

Apassionata 5: SUCCESS!!!

Last month I started a campaign (albeit a mild one) to find out how many horses are in 'Apassionata' - the poster had claimed there were "over 45"

So imagine my surprise when I chanced upon...



I changed the world. Maybe you can...

(I almost certainly didn't)

Saturday 1 January 2011