What's the tallest a thing can be before becoming at all wide?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Can anybody get their foot up their ass?
Is Jamie Oliver slightly undermined by the fact he's got a chubby face?
If legs are to arms as a knee is to an elbow, should there be another, smaller, arse on each shoulder - is this the armpit?
(suggested rename: "shoulder-ass")
How loud would something have to be before it became massive?
Realistically, would Alan Sugar be any good at the Apprentice?
