Tuesday 16 February 2010

A Letter To George Lucas

Hello George (Lucas), I have written another Star Wars film and wondered if you (Lucas, George) would be interested [in it]. It takes place before episode 1, but after episodes 5 and 6. In the story (Star Wars Episode 0/5.5; Where Eagles Dare To Go) you would play the part of Lucas Skywalker, who is the father of Anakin Skywalker but the son of Luke Skywalker, as well as being half-wookie and dead. You would have a light-saber also.

I imagine it ending with a light-saber fight not unlike in the other films, only I was imagining it being improved. Perhaps you can help me with this. I have almost finished casting the film, but would appreciate you giving the following people a call for their respective parts;

Lucas Skywalker – George Lucas (you don’t have to tell yourself, though, obviously)

Luke Skywalker – Matthew McConaughey (Mark Hamill is too fat now, I think)

Anakin Skywalker – The man from ‘Awake’, where he’s in a coma

Cassandra Phoenix (New character! Lucas’ love interest) – Anne Hathaway

Jaba the Hutt – Mark Hamill (so that he doesn’t feel left out)

Chorus – Blazin’ Squad and So Solid Crew (I thought that this would be a nice opportunity to bury the hatchet – perhaps they could all be Klingons?)

Let me know (about whether you’re in)

Daran Johnson

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