Directions

Okay, straight up here, on past the Grimer's - wait, are you local? No? Right, on past the Stamford Arms - we call it 'the Grimer's Minge' - don't worry about it. Yeah, so past the Stamford Arms, left at the roundabout - lots of chavs around there. Bad area for chavs, that. Anyway, don't pay them any notice - my friend Dan fingered one, but he reckons she was pretty drunk, so...yeah, it's not actually that far from there. Well, it's far, but it's straight. You can get the 317 outside the Leisure Complex. No? Strong man. Haha. No, good man. So carry on going along that road for...ooo...15 minutes? AND THEN COME BACK COS YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR!!! Haha joking - on a bit of a roll. No, go about 3 minutes down that road and the road will start to split - left fork, right fork, and then another one to the right of the right fork. DO NOT TAKE THE RIGHT FORK. Yeah? You take the one to the right of the right fork. So which way do you go?...good, yeah, the right of the right fork. Listen, I'm getting so hard just thinking about this. Anyway, yeah, so take the right of the right fork, about ten minutes on and you'll be right there. Actually, I'm going that way now, if you fancy any compan-oh, right, yeah. See you later