Friday 2 September 2011

Things that could feasibly happen in an Eleventh series of Friends

After a heavy night drinking, Joey confuses his hobbies, mistakenly eating a woman and fucking a sandwich.

Ross and Rachel’s daughter (Emma) has a sex change and marries Ross’s son (Ben), further complicating Ross’s already difficult life.

Phoebe gets into a situation because of something she does which is a bit wacky. This causes difficulties with her husband, whose name escapes us.

After a heavy night drinking, Joey (confused), mistakenly fingers one of his sisters.

Chandler balloons again, seamlessly incorporating his face into his chest.

Monica, on a trip to the Vatican, goes mental and decides she and Chandler can’t leave until she’s counted every weave in the pope’s hat. She imposes the arbitrary deadline of a day in which to do this, fails continuously, and soon dies of starvation. Chandler makes a sassy remark.

After a heavy night drinking, a confused Joey does a shit on the settee in Central Perk.
(should earlier have mentioned, Joey develops a drinking problem after season 10)

Weirdly, Ross meets an actual dinosaur. This is explained away in much the same way as at the start of Jurassic Park.

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