1. 1. Once out of every 365 days, somebody is born who will never have that thing where you can’t quite remember which of two ages you were when something happened, because of you being both in that year.
2. 2. Right now, as you’re reading this, somebody in America IS pissing on their husband, both in a sexual and abusive way (in the north/south respectively?). Makes you think.
3. 3. ‘Bebo’ hasn’t closed down yet – go on Google, check it out – it’s still there!
4. 4. At some point, somebody sat down and CAME UP WITH dishes. Before this there was presumably only Cup-a-Soup or else a lotta burnt hands (well, two each).
5. 5. The ‘Oscars’ and the ‘Academy Awards’ are the same things.
6. 6. If you’d got the patent on dishes, you’d probably have more money than Bill Gates and somebody who has as much money as Bill Gates COMBINED (twice as much as Bill Gates)
7. 7. If the myths were truth, and everybody was infected, then one of out every twenty-eight people (roughly) would turn into a werewolf ON THEIR BIRTHDAY!
8. 8. Cows. Do just think about them for a couple of seconds. Go on Google, find a picture of one, and just look at it. Honestly. Cows. What are they even doing?
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