F.U.B.R.B.

Perhaps this is a little late, but I thought I’d get in on the Eamon/Frankie break-up song thing. It’s a bit harder for me, I think, because I was never in that relationship, but I think it basically gets to the heart of it and I’m looking forward to all of the money I’ll make.

F.U.B.R.B. (Fuck You Both Right Back)

Whoa oh oh

Ooh hooh

No No No

[Verse 1]

See, I don’t know why you guys liked each other so much

It’s hard to imagine you guys in love

You both wrote, wrote popular songs,

Now it’s five years on

By now the pain is gone,

But I’m bringin’ it back just’a one more time, yo

[Chorus]

Fuck what you guys said, you’re both out of line

Frankie, those presents, they seem pretty nice

Eamon, I’m sure Frankie means more than jack

Hey guess what, guys, fuck you both right back

Fuck both you guys, you’re so out of line

I’m taking those presents, yeah, that’s right, they mine

Eamon, she’s a skank, but you’re also a twat

Hey guess what, guys, fuck you both right back

[Verse 2]

Now Frankie, you shouldn’t cheat

You were never gonna keep that shit from Eamon

In the Frankie one, she sings a bit here

About really enjoying fingering herself

Now who’s asking for who back?

You need to interact,

And standardise the backstory to these songs, yeah

Fuck what you guys said, you’re both out of line

Frankie, those presents, they seem pretty nice

Eamon, I’m sure Frankie means more than jack

Hey guess what, guys, fuck you both right back

Fuck both you guys, you’re so out of line

I’m taking those presents, yeah, that’s right, they mine

Eamon, she’s a skank, but you’re also a twat

Hey guess what, guys, fuck you both right back

Oh oh

Uh huh yeah

Oh oh

Uh huh yeah

Oh oh

Uh huh yeah

Oh oh

Uh huh yeah

Frankie ya questioned, did Eamon care

You could ask anyone, I even said

You guys were wrong for each other

Now it’s over, I’m a little sad

But if I had to choose I’d say I’m sorry for Eamon, cuz he loved a hoe

Fuck both you guys, you’re so out of line

I’m taking those presents, yeah, all that shit’s mine

Eamon, she’s a skank, but you are a twat

So guess what, guys, Jonno says fuck you both right back

Oh oh

Uh huh yeah

Oh oh

Uh huh yeah

Oh oh

Uh huh yeah

Oh oh

Uh huh yeah

[Until the end]