...your old life starts tomorrow!
2. Even the wisest man is only half as wise as the twice-wise man
3. It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the sighs of the dog in the night
4. Nobody becomes anybody through hard work. But somebody does.
5. Life's a walking shadow. Keep walking into that sunset, and you'll wither yourself away. And don't do crack.
6. If you're in a hole, climb out. If you are the hole, don't let them.
7. You've gotta catch'em all!
8. Don't worry about defence, unless you're the goalie. Don't worry about attack unless you're the striker. All the other ones, keep yourselves busy.
8b. De-fence is not just for sitting on!
9. If you're heavily in debt - keep spending!
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