1. Susan and Bart parted ways because of how Susan always wanted to watch Hollyoaks instead of the news. The following August they agreed to meet up, for the first time. Bart was waiting for four hours until he got a text saying Susan wouldn't be there. It was because she'd been asked to stand by the counter in a shop on an episode of Hollyoaks. It wasn't quite irony. But if it'd been Bart that'd been asked to stand by that counter, then it would have been VERY ironic.
2. "I'm doing a play," Tamzin explained. "But don't get too excited, because it's not in a theatre and there isn't an audience or a director. Just me and this guy. There won't be lights. And it's all improv. I should mention it's in a bedroom and you aren't invited."
Richard looked down at the Mahogany tree.
"...Tamzin, are you leaving me?"
3. Up against the wall. Ooomf. Up against the tree now. Crikey! Jizz absolutely everywhere. Wowza! This was good sex, they were having.
-9 months later-
"And so, if anyone knows any reason why these two should not be wed, let him speak-"
"AAAARGH!!!!"
"What is it?, Kaylie?"
"My waters have broken"
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